Fear Fear

Hey, fear fear, I hear you have agoraphobia,

That’s too bad because I plan to take you all around the world.

Hey, fear fear, I hear you have basiphobia,

That’s too bad because I plan on making you fall in love with me.

Hey, fear fear, I hear you have hemophobia

That’s too bad because I plan to make you the blood of my blood.

Hey, fear fear, I hear you have panophobia

That’s too bad because I plan to give you everything.

Hey, fear fear, I hear you have scelerophobia

That’s too bad because I plan to make you my partner-in-crime.

Hey, fear fear, I hear you have tokophobia

That’s too bad because I plan on making you the mother of my children.

Hey, fear fear, I hear you have gerascophobia

That’s too bad because I plan to grow old with you.

Hey, fear fear, I hear you have gamophobia

How can that be when we are going to last decades together?