‘Is your cup half empty or half full?’ my mom shouted from the kitchen. ‘Half empty!‘ I said as I closed my eyes and downed the rest of the agbo she had poured for me.
‘Is your cup half empty or half full?‘ asked the motivational speaker on stage. ‘Half full!!’ shouted the audience who had just learned the power of positive declarations.
‘Is your cup half empty or half full?‘ I asked the ingrate. ‘What cup?‘ He scoffed in reply.
‘Is your cup half empty or half full?‘ the fortune teller was asked. ‘Hahaha. I see an empty cup eventually.‘ He replied.
‘Is your cup half empty or half full?’ asked the bra-shop attendant from behind the changing room curtains. ‘It doesn’t matter! I hate this bra’ shouted the customer.
‘Is your cup half empty or half full?’ asked the concerned wife. ‘Well, it’s my cup of tea. What does it matter to you?’ said the egotistic husband.
‘Is your cup half empty of half full?’ asked the wine-taster to the king. ‘Do whatever you please. You shall still partake of my cup either way’ replied the king.
‘Is your cup half empty or half full?’ asked the competition. ‘Does that matter in golf?’, the apparent winner laughed, ‘as long as my ball is in the cup’
‘Is your cup half empty or half full?‘ asked the NGO administrator. ‘Thank you so much ma‘ said the charity case.
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