I Never Miss

I never miss my ex;

I got all the closure I needed. 

I never miss a birthday;

That’s what Facebook is for. 

I never miss my flight;

That’s what Airplane mode is for.

I never miss a joke;

How could I? It stares at me in the mirror. 

I never miss being called Miss;

Mrs. is way shorter to spell.

I never miss my appointments;

That’s the fastest way to being tagged as a disappointment. 

I never miss a point;

That’s why I always dot my i’s.